Politically Correct Terms For Males
He does not get : DRUNK, He becomes : CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
He does not : SEND YOU FLOWERS, He commits : BOTANICAL BRIBERY
He will never : GROW BALD, He will become : FOREHEAD ENHANCED
He does not wear : TOO MUCH COLOGNE, He commits : FRAGRANCE ABUSE
He is not : IMMATURE, He is : CHRONOLOGICALLY IMPAIRED
He is not : GOOD LOOKING, He is : OPTICALLY SUPERIOR
He is not : DULL, He is : CHARM FREE
He is not : A GOOD KISSER, He is : ORALLY SKILLED
He does not have : A NICE CHEST, He is : PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
He does not : SNORE, He is : NASALLY REPETITIVE
He does not have : A GREAT TAN, He is : PIGMENTALLY ENHANCED
He will never get a : BEER BELLY, He will become : ABDOMINALLY EXTENDED
He does not have : A NICE BUTT, He is a : WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUAL
He does not have : A GREAT BODY, He is : ANATOMICALLY GIFTED
He does not get : DRUNK, He is : ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED
Politically Correct Terms For Females
She does not have : BIG HOOTERS, Her : CUPS RUNNETH OVER
She is not : TOO SKINNY, She is : SKELETALLY PROMINENT
She does not : SHAVE HER LEGS, She experiences : TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION
She does not : SUN BATHE, She experiences : SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
Her breast will never : SAG, They will : LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD
She does not : SHOP TOO MUCH, She is : OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
She is not : EASY, She is : HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She does not : HATE SPORTS ON TV, She is : ATHLETICALLY BIASED
You do not ask her : TO DANCE, You request a : PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
She is not : A GOSSIP, She is a : VERBAL TERMINATOR
She does not : WORK OUT TOO MUCH, She is an : ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
She does not have : A GREAT BUTT, She is : GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS
She is not : HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS, She is : MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
She is not : COLD OR FRIGID, She is : THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
She does not : GET PMS, She becomes : HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
She does not : WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP, She is : COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
She does not have : GREAT CLEAVAGE, Her breasts are : CENTRALLY LOCATED
She will never : GAIN WEIGHT, She will become : A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
She is not : A SCREAMER, She is : VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She does not have : A KILLER BODY, She is : TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
She is not : A BAD COOK, She is : MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She is not : A BAD DRIVER, She is : AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
She does not : GET DRUNK, She becomes : VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
She does not : CUT YOU OFF, She becomes : VOCALLY INACCESSIBLE
She does not have : BIG HAIR, She is : OVERLY AEROSOLED
For my money this is a load of rubbish as is anything that prevents you from speaking your mind. If you are old and infirm or you are ESN then you excused the faux pas, but ordinary people are instructed to learn a new language, a new way of communicating their thoughts and expressions.
I agree that there are certain words that should be lost in history and never used again, but every day we are told that its now wrong to say this, that or the other, in case we cause offence. Just who are these people who are so offended?
No the trouble is that this pathetic government has let loose the imbeciles on us, its called 'Care in the community' and these pathetic individuals are determined to interfere with our lives.
These self same imbeciles walk down the lane where I live, remote and in the country, following an ordinance survey map, until they come to the part in the lane where the byway is flooded and impassable. At this point is the gateway to the drive which leads into the grounds of my farm house which is above the water line, but none the less the garden is still wet and muddy. It's obvious to anyone that this is private property, there is a house in the middle of a 1 acre block of land, all fenced off. Now these 'Green laners' who insist on using old byways by right, think nothing of walking onto my property and making a mud bath with their boots whilst they try to find a way through my grounds around the flooded lane. They never stop to ask permission or even attempt to keep off the plants that are growing there, instead they take it as their right to march through my property.
Well, a pox on them and their kind, I will resist them with force if necessary and throw their bodies in the lime pit, damned if I will allow such pathetic, morally bankrupt, mentally retarded, self righteous, illegitimate offspring interfere in my life.
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I think that the do-gooders just sit on there fat buts trying to justify a 38 grand+ a year salary for doing f all.
Now and again they are told they must let us all know they are working hard for there money and they just pick a theme to work on, a nice steady one like find a word in the dictionary.
Then play a little word game with the little pals sat doing f all, come up with a reason for it not being politically correct, introduce a load of bo****s word to replace, then sit and wait for as long as possible before doing anything else.
They arrange weekend walks around the villages in-between times, that is when Robin meets the k**b heads. Maybe k**b heads is incorrect; perhaps “those with bulbous protrusions between shoulders” would be more correct.
It has gone beyond the realms of stupidity or common sense! What I would like to do is contact these imbeciles and say I object to a Hindu word being used in my area. Guess what, they would probably send a copper round and have me charged with being raciest.
The problem with the green laner’s I solved very easily, I had the boundaries made sound and put a gate on a small gap at the bottom were a path goes to the woods behind me. I then introduced “Rocky”, he’s now our pet Alsatian, he does and top job for only £15 a week in dog food
He costs an £10 a week in treats when he scares the shit out of these groups of ignorant, thoughtless and selfish people that insist on walking over my front garden on a Sunday morning, they cross over the garden because there are a number of bushes and brambles blocking the lane.
I suppose I could have cured the problem another way by cutting back these objects but it would not be half as much fun (-:
I couldn't agree more, seriously thinking of getting another dog, our black Lab just died and I've been trying to decide which breed to go for next. Had an Alsation "Jimmy", hated men, tolerated me, loved our cats, beautiful dog, miss him. think I'll look for another Jimmy
The dog issue is another stumbling block at my end, it's now become clear that even a soddin' dog breeder may not be trusted.
The papers we have are spot on but the vet's check on my dogs hind quarters is a made up piece of paper, the vet is not a vet at all, he's a dog breeder with a PC!
Nice one!
It makes little difference as our monster is spot on, but I wanted some advice on various things regarding our pup and tried to contact the vet who appeared to have dealt with him before, yup, he’s a fake and the signature at the bottom of the false piece of paper matches that on the receipt when we purchased him.
It’s a strange world!
You know when Bill Gates introduced the PC to the masses it was obvious to all us anoraks that abuse was just around the corner. The expanding printer market and developements by Canon, Epson, HP, makes it so much easier to forge documents. If I were you then I'd go back to the person who sold you the dog and point out that you have discovered the forgery, and see what they say.
Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium?
Help, please. All recommend this program to effectively advertise on the Internet, this is the best program!
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