His and Her Prayers

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long

One who thinks before he speaks

One who'll call, not wait for weeks

I pray he's gainfully employed

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend

Amen





MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with big jugs who owns a bar, a Ferrari and a fishing boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a toss

Amen